Saturday, June 16, 2012

Feature: Top 9 Hidden Gems in the Nintendo Download Market

Nintendo hasn't really been known for its "stellar" list of downloadable titles, and for good reason.  Due to the company's poor quality control (or lack thereof, really), there is an ungodly amount of shovelware clogging the likes of WiiWare, DSiWare, and eShop. 

For every one of these...

...There are about 10 of these.

And that's a shame, because amidst all of the crap, there actually are some games that are worth playing.  The following are worthwhile experiences that you can pick up for less than $10 each.

(Note: I disqualified the BIT. TRIP games from this list, because I've given them numerous tongue baths in the majority of my posts already, and I'm running out of saliva...)

Saturday, May 5, 2012

Feature: 5 Ways to Make JRPGs Better

Japanese role playing games have played a huge role in my life as a gamer.  I grew up with classics like Pokemon, and eventually came to discover the wonders of titles like Final Fantasy and The World Ends with You.  Heck, recently I've been playing through Persona 4 for the first time, and I'm thoroughly enjoying it. 

I think I'm just a sucker for the whole
"Japanese High School" thing...

JRPGs offer a distinct gaming experience that can't easily be replicated.  As a fan of such games, I've become very familiar with the tropes of the genre.  Unfortunately, that also means that I'm painfully aware of some of the problems that always seem to be cropping up in the games.  The following are some of the more persistent issues that should be fixed.  With a few small tweaks, the JRPG genre can grow into something even more impressive.

Saturday, April 21, 2012

Music: Top 10 Video Games Songs to Listen to When You're Depressed

So you're sad, woeful, down in the dumps, disheartened, bitter, gloomy, and all around depressed.  What's the solution?  Listen to silly music of course!

Life's a lot harder to be sad about when it sounds like a cartoon.
The following are 10 goofy, zany, and all-around upbeat tunes that are practically tailor-suited to make you crack a smile.

Saturday, March 31, 2012

Feature: Top 9 Video Game Enemies That Make Water Terrifying

Man, screw everything about water.  The dark, murky depths of the open sea never cease to scare the piss out of me, even in the most cartoonish of kids games.  If I'm ever slapped into an "open water" situation in a game, my instincts are immediately thrown into overdrive.

When I see something like this, I picture about
500 different things waiting to kill me down below.

All of the games in this list have played a part in instigating this primal fear of mine.  What's worse, some of them are even responsible for perpetrating it...

Saturday, March 17, 2012

Feature: Why Mass Effect 3's Ending Didn't Suck

Like any gamer on the Internet, I've stumbled across countless articles, forum posts, and videos that have ruthlessly bashed the ending of Mass Effect 3.  Fans claimed that Bioware was heartless, cruel, and just plain lazy with their lackluster conclusion. 

As a person who hadn't finished the game during the time that these uproars were starting, I was absolutely terrified by this sudden rush of negativity.  Naturally, I isolated myself from all things gaming related on the Internet for quite some time, as to avoid spoilers and such.

Well, now that I've gotten my ending, and the story of Commander Shepard has been wrapped up, I have to say that I feel pretty damn satisfied.  And here's why...

"Put up the flame shields, I'm going in!"

Saturday, March 10, 2012

Music: Top 16 Best Video Game Intro/Title Themes

Man, I love me some good video game music.  In fact, one of the best ways to get me excited about a game is to throw an awesome intro track at me right out of the gate.  Title songs set the mood for the entire game, and they're in charge of giving the player the ever important first impression.

"Yup, this game already kicks ass!"

The following are some of the best title themes that have graced my ears throughout my years of gaming.  Whenever I reached the intro screen, I would find my thumb lingering over the "Start" button, reluctant to let the music stop.

Saturday, March 3, 2012

Feature: Top 10 Games I Would Love to See Get Sequels

Sequels can be a double-edged sword in the gaming industry.  On the one hand, they have the ability to make an already awesome game even better with new ideas and creative designs.  On the other hand, they can cause a series to stagnate in a pile of old mechanics and recycled concepts. 

In case you were wondering, this marks
the 8th entry into the series... 

However, there are those few games out there that, despite their quality or success, have not been given the sequels that they deserve.  Sometimes this is due to a lack of popularity for a certain title, which is a shame.  The following games are ones that I would froth at the mouth for if I ever saw an extra number tacked onto the title...

Saturday, February 18, 2012

Review: 4 Things I Loved About Super Mario 3D Land (And 4 Things I Hated)

Mario's latest romp on the 3DS has been kind of a mixed bag for me.  I want to believe the masses, and claim that 3D Land is the best game available for the handheld at the moment, but I can't bring myself to do it.  Besides, that honor has already been taken in my eyes.  For every enjoyable quirk I find in the game, I encounter an equally annoying aspect that seems to put a damper on all of the fun.

Imagine the Fire Flower, but with much less practical use.

Mario, I want to love you, but sometimes you just make it too hard for me to admit it.  At the same time, you have a charm that's impossible to ignore.  So, allow me to organize my thoughts in an indecisive, wishy-washy fashion, just for you.

Saturday, January 28, 2012

Feature: Top 7 Moments I Hated In Games I Love

I've never really encountered a game that has been absolutely perfect.  More often than not, there's almost always at least one thing I don't like about a certain title as I play it.  These little nitpicks usually become more noticeable whenever they are involved in games that I really enjoy.  As a result, I often remember them with deep-seeded hatred rooted in the memories of hours of frustration.  Sometimes when I think about them, I find myself curling up into a corner as I attempt to cry away my trauma.

...And then everything turns blue, for some reason...

The games on this list are among some of my favorites that I've ever played.  However, each of them has one of those moments that can be deemed "That One Part" by many fellow gamers who can relate to my sorrow (at least I'd like to think so...).

Saturday, January 21, 2012

Feature: Top 5 Video Game Characters I've Actually Cared About

Video game characters are kind of a mixed bag for most audiences.  Some of them are lovable, while others are obnoxiously annoying.  Still others are merely blank slates for the player to project onto.  However, in terms of personality, few characters out there have actually made me feel emotionally attached to them.  These select few compel me to sympathize with them during their hardships, and join in during their celebrations.  Sure, Mario's a well-designed mascot and all, but can you really grasp what he's feeling whenever he finds out that Princess Peach has decided to relocate yet again?

Takes it like a champ...

The characters in the list below are the ones that I truly connected with.  Ones that I cared about protecting.  In the end, these are the characters that I will always remember for their actions, not just their style.

***SPOILER WARNING IN EFFECT FOR ALL GAMES MENTIONED!***


Saturday, January 14, 2012

Feature: Top 10 Best Games I Played in 2011

I'm not exactly one who's known for being able to keep up with the times.  Sure, I follow gaming news regularly, and I usually know what's what about the world at large, but when it comes to playing new releases, I always seem to trip and fall on my face while everyone else gets a head start.

That's not to say that there aren't SOME games that I buy day one.  However, if I were to look at my backlog of games, it would become increasingly apparent that the titles I've played this year are...shall we say, dated?

"Hey guys, did you know that they're making a second
Mario Galaxy?  I might want to get that eventually!"

So, amidst all of the Top 10 best of 2011 lists sprouting up all over the Internet, I thought I might as well contribute one of my own.  The following is a countdown of the 10 best games I've played this year, regardless of when they were released.  Because being topical is just sooooo predictable (albeit practical).

Sunday, January 8, 2012

Review: 9 Reasons Why I Love 9 Hours, 9 Persons, 9 Doors

I recently had the extreme pleasure of playing through a nifty little visual novel game that completely blew my freakin' mind.


Saturday, December 17, 2011

Music: Top 10 Video Game Songs That Get You Pumped Up

Video game music has always done a great job at conveying a certain mood.  Some songs invoke sadness or regret, with slow, flowing rhythms and peaceful instruments.  Others convey a feeling of wonder and joy, with fast-paced notes and an almost cartoon-like vibe.

...And then there are those few songs that just plain get you excited.  No matter when you hear them, you feel like you're ready to accomplish something great.  Something epic.

Something like this.

These are the songs you hear when you charge head-on into a horde of zombies with nothing but a machete and a baseball bat with a nail sticking out.  They play as you commence in a one-on-one duel with Death itself on a dragon flying over an exploding volcano.  Simply put, these are the songs that just fire you up, in any situation.

Saturday, December 10, 2011

Feature: Top 5 E-Rated Games That Are Too Hard For Kids

According to the ESRB, a game that is rated "E" is supposedly dubbed "appropriate for children ages 6 and up."  I've always pondered this notion, as many of the games I play don this rating.  However, as I go through some of them, I sometimes wonder how such a young child can be expected to play them competently.  Even games that are rated "E10+" have struck me as kind of odd, for the very same reason.

Personally, I believe that games should be rated not only based on content, but also based on difficulty.  For instance, next to the "E" on the back of a box, a list of criteria could include something like this:

 
This way, the ESRB can actually inform parents about the true nature of a game (for once).  Truth be told, game ratings are incredibly misleading, because "questionable content" isn't the only thing to watch out for when buying a new title for your 1st grader. 

As it turns out, some games that are rated "E" are actually intended to appeal to older audiences.  However, these games don't contain anything too inappropriate, so they pass by with an "E" or "E10+" rating (and yes, I'm pretty much grouping those together).  Once this happens, the trap is set, and parents buy these games for their elementary school kids, not knowing that said games were going to be punching their children in the guts with their challenges.

Saturday, November 26, 2011

Feature: Top 5 Most Annoying Aspects of Games

Video games are a lot like a bowl of candy.  Pretty much everyone likes candy, in some form or another.  When you get down to the specifics, some people might go for the chocolate, while others prefer the fruity gummies.  Like games, there's a lot a variety, and there's usually something for everyone.  Some might reach for a Reese's cup, while others would pick up bag of Skittles.  However, no one would go for the Good and Plenty.

No one.

Good and Plenty is an awful, awful candy.  It spoils the entire bowl, and it almost makes eating the other candy seem unpleasant.  The aspects that I'm about to list off are the "Good and Plenty" of video games.  Next to no one enjoys them, and it's a wonder that they still even exist today.  

Saturday, November 19, 2011

Review: 5 Reasons Why You Should Buy Rayman Origins

Rayman's newest entry into the platformer genre has recently been released for all three current-gen consoles, and you should totally pick it up.



Saturday, November 12, 2011

Feature: 9 Semi-Obscure Games That You Should Definitely Try

     The end of this year has been pretty intense in terms of new game releases.  Uncharted 3, Battlefield 3, Resistance 3, Modern Warfare 3, Skyrim...So many high quality titles, so little time.  However, although each of these games have their own merits, and deserve the praise that they receive, there are other games out there in the world that should be getting some proper attention as well.  And by golly I'm going to give it to them!
     The games on this list are all perfect choices for any gamer who is looking for something new and interesting to play.  Most of these titles have a pretty impressive cult following, complete with active fans and glowing critical reviews.  However, there are still a large number of people in the world who have no idea that these games even exist.  So, allow me to bring a few of these games into light...


Tuesday, November 8, 2011

Feature: Top 10 Non-Horror Games That Have Accidentally Terrified Me

 
I have no problem admitting that I'm a complete and total wuss.  In fact, you could scare me with a Beanie Baby if you approached me from behind.  Because of this, I also feel no shame when I say that sometimes video games make me yelp like a helpless child.  However, sometimes non-scary games surprise me the most.  When I play these games, my guard is dropped, and I'm soon slapped in the face with the cold hard reality that is my feeble courage.

Pyramid Head is nothing compared to this.
   
I like to believe that some of my experiences are shared by others.  However, sometimes I just have to admit that I'm a wimp when something seemingly innocent scares the crap out of me.

Saturday, November 5, 2011

Feature: Top 10 Clichéd Top 10 Gaming Lists

     Top 10 lists about games are all over the Internet, and for good reason.  They can be incredibly popular, if the right topics are brought up.  The general format of them also encourages readers to browse quickly for entertainment instead of reading everything (like a true Internet dweller).  Usually when a gamer reads articles like these, they do so for 1 of 2 reasons.

1.  The gamer wants to see what kind of entertaining things the author has to say.
2.  The gamer wants to make sure a specific game he or she was thinking of makes the list, and comment on whether or not said game actually makes the list.

     This second reason is far more common among people who read articles like these.  As such, authors sometimes pick "high traffic" topics that everyone is familiar with, in order to attract an audience that will, at best, glance over their stuff.  There are certain topics that list articles are pretty much expected to cover now.  So, to save me some time (and to make things even more "skimmable" for you all), I've decided to make a list of the lists that are often listed in websites that feature lists.  After each list item, I will list the games/characters/whatever that I feel fit that list.  With so many lists, hopefully I can avoid confusing anyone.

Let's Begin!